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kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

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childservices:

*gets a 200 note post* *looks in mirror* fame changed you

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Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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(Source: cachaemic, via humoristics)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
Kid:Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier:Are you 18?
Kid:It's okay, they're a metaphor.

lameborghini:

ive been trying to decide if half a shot of 5 hour energy would give u 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy and i can’t figure it out for my life……..someone experiment this and get back to me

spermbanker:

hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how

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ven0moth:

I CANT BREATHE

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madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

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spacecadet:

when i get a new tube of lipstick 

what

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